It’s been three years since my oldest brother Justin took his own life during an argument with his girlfriend. His death came exactly one week after the first anniversary of our father’s suicide. He took an already impossible time of year and made it unfathomable, almost comical… almost. …

The Question I recently got a job that I have underperformed in. I underperformed due to changes in my medication that caused a super depressive state where I could barely keep my eyes open. I’m being honest, I’d say that I didn’t really respect the opportunity initially. However, I am…

The Question Me (Pisces) and my bf (Libra) have been dating for around six months. My life is, unfortunately, kind of depressing. I have a lot of internalized shame towards expressing myself and feeling sad in general, but I try to be honest with myself and where I’m at. Recently…

The Question I’m in the process of moving out on my own for the first time, which is scary. I also just lost my best friends because of a big messy situation. I’ve been really struggling with motivation to keep going and not feeling completely alone. Any advice? Virgo, 21…

The Question I need advice on how to approach a guy. I’m 21, shy, and have been single for a while and I’d like a boyfriend. Virgo, 21, she/her/hers The Response Oh, Virgo, so many jokes have run through my head on this one. Like, have you tried a pokéball…

The Question Sometimes I feel like I’m too much for the people around me, especially my partner. what do you think I should do? I feel bad distancing myself because they always get worried when I close myself off but I always feel like I annoy everyone I talk to…

The Question: While visiting a friend in a different city, I went on a date with someone from the apps (I always like to see what other places have to offer) and surprisingly hit it off. He wants to visit me where I live next month, which feels fast and…

This is not your regular advice column. This is an advice column run by someone who gives excellent advice, but then rarely follows their own advice. In other words, it’s an advice column run by a lovely hypocrite. Virgos are, by nature, logical, meticulous, caring, anxious, motherly (though I plan…